SDM... There are only so many corners!
Yup. I am at it again. Talking about sex. But, not just about having sex. About having sex with a man that is smaller than what you are use to.
I will refer to them as S(mall)D(ick)M(en). When dealing with an SDM it is really important to stroke their ego as much as possible. Never refer to their lower region, in any way, unless you are prepared to make them feel like "King of the Jungle". If not, they will definitely be able to tell. They are pretty sensitive about their 'stuff'. Hopefully your SDM will be able to compensate for his lack of growth in other areas. Let me be blunt. His tongue definitely needs to take up the slack. If not, you are really in a world of trouble.
During Intercourse. The typical SDM does a lot of talking, grunting, moaning, etc. This is a HUGE sign, that he is aware of his lacking. He is trying to get your mind off of what is actually going on. I don't know why but, most SDM feel that if they make up enough noise you won't really notice how much they AREN'T working with. This doesn't work SDM, sorry. But, as women, we know our roles. We force a 'pretend' orgasm and go along with our business. ATTENTION LADIES! If you really care about your SDM you will play the game with him. You do not have to remind him that he is an SDM. He knows. When you gain a few pounds does he have to tell you? My point exactly. We all know where our short comings are. We need no reminders. Either you are willing to work with him or not!
Key Indicators. The first encounter is always too funny. Normally you can tell what you're working with by the size of the hands and feet. Ladies! These are key indicators. If your man's hands and feet are about the same size as yours, you have a potential SDM. Beware. If you are 5'6 or shorter and taller than your man with heels on. Beware. If he pulls it out so you can feel it and it takes you more than a few seconds to grip it. Beware. If he is sweating, (grinding away) and you feel absolutely NOTHING... Beware. It is your choice ladies.
Corner Hitting. Most SDM have all kinds of little positions that gets them a bit closer to the "G" spot. Though most SDM's will never actually 'hit' it, there are ways to graze it (getting you a bit closer to ecstasy- you ad lib the rest). They study Kuma Sutra and other 'sex' guides. Thus explaining the reason why your leg is in such a wired position. Wait... this is my favorite. He is on top of you. He puts pillows at the curve of your back to tilt your p**sy up. Thus aiding him in getting that much closer. Let me tell you (from experience), it works. If your SDM isn't using this technique, let him know. He should be. It works! You will notice many attempts to hit corner after corner. Relax. He is doing the best he can.
SDM "Braggers". Many SDM that I know brag about the hundreds of women they have been with. This may very well be true, but let's examine why. This is definitely a quality vs. quantity issue.
I am a female.
I meet you.
I want to have sex.
I discover you are an SDM.
I let you hit to be 'nice'.
I never call you again.
Thus, making it crucial for you to find some one else. I look at it like this. SDM rack up their sex partners so fast because, when most women find out about their "lack of", they are usually out of there. There are two sides to every story. Some women are in love with that man. SDM's- it is not because of the sex! She really likes you so... she is letting ok sex slide. SDM's please don't brag. You're not working with much, it just calls more attention to that fact.
SDM's it isn't your fault. Your genetics have contributed to the fact that you are not working with much. We still love and adore you all the same. You must realize that you are an SDM, it is ok. There are women out there for you.
Keep Hope Alive.
~Don'tyouhatewhentheypullitoutandyou'relike...whereistherest?~
I will refer to them as S(mall)D(ick)M(en). When dealing with an SDM it is really important to stroke their ego as much as possible. Never refer to their lower region, in any way, unless you are prepared to make them feel like "King of the Jungle". If not, they will definitely be able to tell. They are pretty sensitive about their 'stuff'. Hopefully your SDM will be able to compensate for his lack of growth in other areas. Let me be blunt. His tongue definitely needs to take up the slack. If not, you are really in a world of trouble.
During Intercourse. The typical SDM does a lot of talking, grunting, moaning, etc. This is a HUGE sign, that he is aware of his lacking. He is trying to get your mind off of what is actually going on. I don't know why but, most SDM feel that if they make up enough noise you won't really notice how much they AREN'T working with. This doesn't work SDM, sorry. But, as women, we know our roles. We force a 'pretend' orgasm and go along with our business. ATTENTION LADIES! If you really care about your SDM you will play the game with him. You do not have to remind him that he is an SDM. He knows. When you gain a few pounds does he have to tell you? My point exactly. We all know where our short comings are. We need no reminders. Either you are willing to work with him or not!
Key Indicators. The first encounter is always too funny. Normally you can tell what you're working with by the size of the hands and feet. Ladies! These are key indicators. If your man's hands and feet are about the same size as yours, you have a potential SDM. Beware. If you are 5'6 or shorter and taller than your man with heels on. Beware. If he pulls it out so you can feel it and it takes you more than a few seconds to grip it. Beware. If he is sweating, (grinding away) and you feel absolutely NOTHING... Beware. It is your choice ladies.
Corner Hitting. Most SDM have all kinds of little positions that gets them a bit closer to the "G" spot. Though most SDM's will never actually 'hit' it, there are ways to graze it (getting you a bit closer to ecstasy- you ad lib the rest). They study Kuma Sutra and other 'sex' guides. Thus explaining the reason why your leg is in such a wired position. Wait... this is my favorite. He is on top of you. He puts pillows at the curve of your back to tilt your p**sy up. Thus aiding him in getting that much closer. Let me tell you (from experience), it works. If your SDM isn't using this technique, let him know. He should be. It works! You will notice many attempts to hit corner after corner. Relax. He is doing the best he can.
SDM "Braggers". Many SDM that I know brag about the hundreds of women they have been with. This may very well be true, but let's examine why. This is definitely a quality vs. quantity issue.
I am a female.
I meet you.
I want to have sex.
I discover you are an SDM.
I let you hit to be 'nice'.
I never call you again.
Thus, making it crucial for you to find some one else. I look at it like this. SDM rack up their sex partners so fast because, when most women find out about their "lack of", they are usually out of there. There are two sides to every story. Some women are in love with that man. SDM's- it is not because of the sex! She really likes you so... she is letting ok sex slide. SDM's please don't brag. You're not working with much, it just calls more attention to that fact.
SDM's it isn't your fault. Your genetics have contributed to the fact that you are not working with much. We still love and adore you all the same. You must realize that you are an SDM, it is ok. There are women out there for you.
Keep Hope Alive.
~Don'tyouhatewhentheypullitoutandyou'relike...whereistherest?~
posted by CRay at 11:53:00 PM
1 Comments:
Not sure if you want me to be leaving comments but I'ma start.
You ALREADY know how I feel about SDM... (reference your previous post Does Size Matter)...
But I was LMAO again about that pillow-trick. I hope I never have to utilize that nifty idea, but if I do find myself being propped up, I have you to thank for the "hint hint". ;-) HUGS!
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