The Tales of Planned Parenthood
Once opon a time there lived a beautiful woman in a land far, far away. She had been celibate for some time anticipating the arrival of her soul mate. Her and her best friend often shared fantasies about the day they would meet their mates. They both met one fine gentleman each and... bam! They felt it was love at first sight and they were on their way to romanceville. One of the beautiful ladies gave up celibacy and united with her soul mate. Unbeknownst to her during the heat of the moment the "pull out" would come a bit too late. We will revisit her story in a moment...
The other beautiful lady made love to her connection a couple of times before he left her side temporarily. A month passes and she notices her period is late. She doesn't fret though... she contacts her best friend for advice. Beautiful One A instructs Beautiful One B to get an EPT (Early Pregnancy Test) to be sure. Beautiful one purchases the test, pees, and...
These are two young up and coming successful women. They have their whole life in front of them. They have made plenty mistakes in their lives but... for once, they feel they have made the right decision on choices of mates. But potential pregnancy plagues them. This could definitely change their lives for eternity.
So...Beautiful One A runs (literally) to Planned Parenthood to purchase the Plan B pill. It works within 72 hours of intercourse to stop conception. She also is present when Beautiful One B reads the positive sign on her EPT. Beautiful One A purchases an EPT just in case she didn't bite the bullet. She is relieved to find out there will be no additions to her family. She convinced Beautiful One B to visit a Planned Parenthood to have it confirmed. Early on a Saturday morning, it indeed was.
The moral of this story... BE CAREFUL ladies. If you do not want to get pregnant, or contract a wretched illness, strap up or don't participate at all. Celibacy is a lot easier than welcoming a new baby or illness into your life.
ATTENTION LADIES!
If you have just had unprotected sex, (no more than 72 hours ago) an have no plans of starting (or extending) your family, visit Planned Parenthood right away. The Plan B pill is a solution to your problem. This post is not soley about it so.. visit the website for more info.
If you think you may be pregnant please visit your nearest doctor or Planned Parenthood.
Need HIV testing? You and your partner need to visit a Planned Parenthood.
Do I sound like a spokesperson yet?
Visit Planned Parenthood for more info: www.plannedparenthood.com
The other beautiful lady made love to her connection a couple of times before he left her side temporarily. A month passes and she notices her period is late. She doesn't fret though... she contacts her best friend for advice. Beautiful One A instructs Beautiful One B to get an EPT (Early Pregnancy Test) to be sure. Beautiful one purchases the test, pees, and...
These are two young up and coming successful women. They have their whole life in front of them. They have made plenty mistakes in their lives but... for once, they feel they have made the right decision on choices of mates. But potential pregnancy plagues them. This could definitely change their lives for eternity.
So...Beautiful One A runs (literally) to Planned Parenthood to purchase the Plan B pill. It works within 72 hours of intercourse to stop conception. She also is present when Beautiful One B reads the positive sign on her EPT. Beautiful One A purchases an EPT just in case she didn't bite the bullet. She is relieved to find out there will be no additions to her family. She convinced Beautiful One B to visit a Planned Parenthood to have it confirmed. Early on a Saturday morning, it indeed was.
The moral of this story... BE CAREFUL ladies. If you do not want to get pregnant, or contract a wretched illness, strap up or don't participate at all. Celibacy is a lot easier than welcoming a new baby or illness into your life.
ATTENTION LADIES!
If you have just had unprotected sex, (no more than 72 hours ago) an have no plans of starting (or extending) your family, visit Planned Parenthood right away. The Plan B pill is a solution to your problem. This post is not soley about it so.. visit the website for more info.
If you think you may be pregnant please visit your nearest doctor or Planned Parenthood.
Need HIV testing? You and your partner need to visit a Planned Parenthood.
Do I sound like a spokesperson yet?
Visit Planned Parenthood for more info: www.plannedparenthood.com
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