Ode to Bullet...

I promise... I am through with all these sexual posts. I am about a heck of alot more than that. I just have to share this with you. Anyone who knows me knows that I am in LOVE with Bullet. Okay...okay... this is how it all started.

A friend of mine had a sex toy party. Guess who she invited... ME! It was a 'girls' party and we had fun indeed! She introduced us to all types of gadgets and gizmos. I was pretty tipsy that night so, I didn't recollect what I purchased, but I know that when I looked in my wallet the next morning, my $50.00 bill was gone! It took about two weeks for the order to come back but, when it did, I realized I had received this gadget named "the silver bullet". The picture above is self explanatory (as far has how it looks) but the sensation it gives is AMAZING. So at any rate, I went to the corner store to purchase some AA batteries. I was in for a BIG treat. I achieve my first orgasm in life that night. It was a done deal from there. I had 'encounters' with bullet as much as eight times daily.

Sounds sad huh?
There's more...

After two weeks I broke that bullet (almost electrocuted myself). I had a ceremony for him... the girls came over and we had a candle lit visual. It was quite a sad occasion. Then off to the Flick Shop to get a new one...

It was really sad. I craved bullet daily. I could have an orgasm with 'him' in about 35 seconds. It was wondrous. I had sex a couple of times after 'being with' bullet but it has never been the same. Thus, this celibacy thing is pretty easy. I know what you are thinking... "You are not truly celibate if you rely on bullet." Let's just say I am a work in progress.

I actually with two weeks once with out opening the top drawer of my night table. Then something happened. I had trouble sleeping so... Bullet helped out. Another night I was stressed so... Bullet helped out. Then I was down right horny so... Bullet took it on in for me.

Okay... okay... okay... I am so through with sex today. Tomorrow with be my "You can do it!" inspirational day!

One Final Thought

I love you
Like a human
You are human
To me
Sleepless nights
You were there
Stressful days
You were there
Sexually tense times
You were always a buzz away
I thank you for that
You are my one
My only
My bullet
I love you.

HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHEEEEEEEE
I had to chuckle on that one.
Ok. Let me go take my meds.

Check out this funny article about bullet: http://wired.com/news/culture/0,69637-0.html