OMG! Imma Baby's Mamma!!!!!!!!!

When I think of the phrase "baby momma", I think of a...
Ghetto chick with a long human hair ponytail
She'll have on a halter top and short shorts
Some old dirty house shoes will cover her feet

Her baby will be...
On her hip with a bottle in one hand and a sucker in the other

She will have...
The baby's pacifier in her mouth (it fell on the ground and she was simply 'cleaning' it off)

The baby daddy was a...
Drug dealer/user that drops in and out of her life

Both baby momma and baby daddy 'kicked it' on and off for years but the relationship was hardly healthy. He fought her, she fought him. They fussed, they cussed. Momma and daddy both did there thing on the side. They live on section 8 in the hood and drive an '82 Skylark.

Humph! I dare not stereotype again in life!

I am a baby's momma and my story goes nothing like that, but, something like this...

Girl goes to college
Girl meets boy
Boy impresses girl
Boy wines girl
Boy dines girl
Girl has sex with Boy
over...
and over...
and over...
Girl gets pregnant
Boy stays by girl's side
Girl has baby and evolves into Woman
Boy remains boy

The End.

Thus, adding me to the long list of baby's mamma's!