Friday, November 03, 2006

The Wal Mart/Convenience Store Debate. Which Would You Choose?

Ok... I just had to post about this! By the way... HAPPY NOVEMBER!!!!!!!! I promise to post more this month. I took a Hiatus, for real last month, so now I am all rested up! Believe me!

Here Goes...

A dear friend and myself had a in depth conversation about relationships. We were talking about women (who would have thought?) and why they settle (in relationships) for less than what they deserve. My girl Leggs compared relationships to a Pizza (with all the toppings you like) and other foods (that we tend to settle for). I compared it to...

Wal Mart... and a Convenience Store.

Let's talk about good 'ole Wally World. I mean GOODNESS! How many times have you went to Wal Mart to get one thing, and end up leaving with two baskets and $200.00 less in your bank account (or charged to your credit card)? Why? Why is this? I will tell you. It is because Wal Mart has EVERYTHING you need PLUS more. How many places do you know that you can go to and get tampons, paint, a t.v., wheels for your car, cd's, a stroller for your baby, flowers, groceries and an outfit! I mean, all this under one roof! It is ssssssssooooooooo AMAZING. Those are the type of relationships that fulfill a women. She feels safe in the arms of someone that meets her every need (vice versa) AND more. We want the perfect fit for our lives. Some one we can be with and not even worry about the rest of the world and the goings on in it. We want a lover, best friend, and confidant. We want it ALL. Do we search to attain it?...

No.

Do we search for the "Wally World" (fulfilling) relationship?

No.

Guess where we head?

To the...

Convenience Store.

Lets discuss the Convenience Store. This is a place that has %10 of what we actually need, the other %90 is JUNK. Stone Cold Junk! Yes, the Convenience Store has food and drink, but they come in small quantities, and cost OUTRAGEOUS amounts of money. Since when was a liter of water $1.89? A cup of coffee $2.00. A small bag of chips (junk anyway) a$2.00. This segues me to the amount of JUNK they offer. The candy takes up a whole isle. And... (if you're in Houston, or other "wet" counties) there is MUCHO beer and wine. You can purchase swisher sweets and cigarettes at the counter, even get a lottery ticket or two. The short short version, is we settle for Convenience Store situations %75 of the time! Either he is good in bed, rich, or a loser who is a good person! Why? Why do we attempt to mold our "mates" into something they are not? The fact of the matter is, Convenience Store romances are fun while they last, but typically don't last long.

What do you choose?

I choose good 'ole Wally World! I want an all inclusive relationship! Someone who will be understanding and meet my EVERY need ( and me his). I want someone who can be EVERYTHING to me, and understand my wants and needs.

I have that? Do you?

If not, he (or she) is out there. Don't settle!

The End.


~TheyalwayswearasmileatWalMart!~

2 Comments:

Blogger Summer G said...

Good.. GREAT! Yes, often we do settle for 7-11... or even a 7-11 with a facelift and brighter lights (TigerMart or QuikTrip), but its still the same. I already done TOLD you... I'm WAITING ON MY PIZZA!

And when I discover that I am ready, I'm gonna opt for Wally World over Speedy Bee ((lololol... blast from the past shawty!))

leggs
((plans this weekend???))

3:31 PM  
Blogger Summer G said...

I LOVE this analogy. Hope you dont mind me telling yet another "Jeremy" about your blog.

Indeed, when I am ready I will head for Wally World and NOT Speedy Bee ((blast from the past, shawtey!)).

leggs

((got any plans for the weekend???))

3:32 PM  

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