Panocha Pecking... Lacking on the Mexican Scene!
First of all... you all know I am not the one to be down with all the stereotypes... but... I read the funniest article EVER!!!
This is how it started.
I took Sunshine out to Mickey D's on Friday. Prior to we stopped off by the library to pick up a few books. On the way out I picked up a Houston Press (a really cool weekly paper, featuring all things "hip" going on in the city). I threw it in my bag because I knew we were on the way to Mc. D. Well, as Sun sat there and munched on his french fries and nuggets (which he gets a couple of times tops monthly), I opened the paper and began to read.
They have a cute section titled Ask a Mexican. There are "Mexican" related questions, with a humorous twist. Well, one of the readers asked about a statistic he had heard, that stated that only 20% of Mexican men go down on their women. At this point I had a HUGE grin on my face and wanted to hear more. Basically, the host of the column stated that actually the percentage is more than that. More like 74% (of those surveyed). He also threw out the fact that once Mexican men come over to the U.S. (illegally or not), they are more likely to engage in the act of oral sex with their women.
Reasons (according the article) that Oral Sex isn't a big deal in Mexico.
Most Mexican women have sex to simply procreate.
Most Mexican women are ashamed of their bodies.
Mexican men would just "rather not".
Ok. I know I made some huge stereotypes. But, remember, this was simply a article I read. The hosts name is Gustavo Arellano (who is a Mexican). It is probably one of those things were he can talk about "his " people, but all others are encouraged not to. You know, the same way black people do. We can talk about our own... you better not!
I will say, I have a good friend, Leggs who is half Mexican and she has NO problem getting her Panocha Pecked!
The End.
~Anarticletoofunnynottopostabout!~
This is how it started.
I took Sunshine out to Mickey D's on Friday. Prior to we stopped off by the library to pick up a few books. On the way out I picked up a Houston Press (a really cool weekly paper, featuring all things "hip" going on in the city). I threw it in my bag because I knew we were on the way to Mc. D. Well, as Sun sat there and munched on his french fries and nuggets (which he gets a couple of times tops monthly), I opened the paper and began to read.
They have a cute section titled Ask a Mexican. There are "Mexican" related questions, with a humorous twist. Well, one of the readers asked about a statistic he had heard, that stated that only 20% of Mexican men go down on their women. At this point I had a HUGE grin on my face and wanted to hear more. Basically, the host of the column stated that actually the percentage is more than that. More like 74% (of those surveyed). He also threw out the fact that once Mexican men come over to the U.S. (illegally or not), they are more likely to engage in the act of oral sex with their women.
Reasons (according the article) that Oral Sex isn't a big deal in Mexico.
Most Mexican women have sex to simply procreate.
Most Mexican women are ashamed of their bodies.
Mexican men would just "rather not".
Ok. I know I made some huge stereotypes. But, remember, this was simply a article I read. The hosts name is Gustavo Arellano (who is a Mexican). It is probably one of those things were he can talk about "his " people, but all others are encouraged not to. You know, the same way black people do. We can talk about our own... you better not!
I will say, I have a good friend, Leggs who is half Mexican and she has NO problem getting her Panocha Pecked!
The End.
~Anarticletoofunnynottopostabout!~
posted by CRay at 1:36:00 AM
4 Comments:
The Mexican says: Gracias for the plug, Josephine Baker!
AMAZING... (staring over at the Mexican) truly AMAZING! I only posted this yesterday! How could you have found my blog? Truly AMAZING... tell me more por favor?
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Uuuhhh, Rai?!
DONT BE PUTTIN' ME ON BLAST on ya lil blogspot, now. Dont nobody need to know non nan-nuthin about my panocha's fanclub, OKAY senorita?!
:-)
Nah, just jokin dude... good stuff. Perhaps one day I will get a famous
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