Rai Presents... the You've Gotta Be Kidding Me Awards!!!
Hey Peoples...
It's been a few days and I just don't feel right not posting about SOMETHING! Actually, it is not so hard to choose something at this point. I am rounding up an AMAZINGLY insightful weekend. There is so much to say and only so little time. So.... I created....
The...
YOU'VE GOTTA Be KIDDING Me AWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!
Over the past 48 hours I have bumped in to quite a few... "characters", and I just had to give them some recognition. So, sit back, relax and I will guide you (day by day) through all the "fun" personalities I have encountered along the way. I will give you a little background on the reason behind my visits by enlightening you on the fact that I spent the weekend hanging out in Kings World. Too much fun, let me tell ya!
Friday, November 10th, 2006
Begins as any Friday would.
Woke up.
Got the kids fed and dressed. (Sun had a friend stay over- I will post more later)
Went to Yoga Class.
Stopped by Tarjay. (read: Target)
Took the kiddos to Chuck 'E Cheese.
Confused K picked up Sun from there. (Sun's friend's Mom picked her up as well)
Stopped by Happy Hour with a friend. (YoYo- will tell you more about her later as well)
you knew it was coming...
Headed over to Kings!
He told me about this industry mixer taking place. It sounded EXTREMELY interesting. It was where anyone who wanted to eventually be someone showed up to mingle with producers (in the TV industry). Any who, (not to get to deep into it) as King walked around talking to people, I was forced to adapt to my surroundings and relax. I met a couple of really interesting women and men to say the least. Models, actors(tresses), producers, screenwriters, and then it happened. I met the character of the night....
The YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING Me AWARD for Trophy Girl goes to..................................
"Blondie" (as I will call her) the, and I quote, "Professional Girlfriend!!!!!!!!"
I was too through when she told me this. I met her as I searched the room for King. He was talking to two guys and a girl. As I walk up, he introduced me to them and her. She immediately pulled me to the side and wanted to talk. The AMAZEMENT began there. Apparently, she is use to going to functions as such. She accompanies her boyfriend, looks really cute, and smiles and nod most of the night.
Saturday, November 11th, 2006
Starts out like a typical Saturday.
I wake up.
Shower.
Head to work.
Work.
Head back to King's House.
Prepare for the evening.
Let's see. I was invited (actually I volunteered) to go on a shoot with King. It was extremely interesting. It was shot at an Art Gallery, which was WONDROUS! I will dedicate a post to it later. It was a charity event that was truly AMAZING! I had some good wine, and met yet another interesting person....
THE YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING Me AWARD for Socialite goes to.........................
"Stuby"(as I call him), the (and I quote) "Professional Mingler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Stuby was the cutest little guy I had ever seen. He stood about 5'1, and weighed in at around 175 and was around 45+ years old. He had a cute little balding head (he had the "comb over") and the cutest round face. He was telling me about his book on the Art of Mingling, and all his interesting endeavours. It was the most AMUSING 30 minute conversation of my life!
Soooooooooooooooooooooo.......... we leave the spot around 11:30pm and it was pass time to get some grub, so we headed to the one, the only International House of Pancakes (known as IHOP).
This would have been a regular late night meal if it hadn't been for my third and final Award winner. We were seated (by the hostess) then SHE came...........
The YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING Me AWARD For Coo Coo Bird goes to.......
"Loopy", the "Inebriated/High Waitress at IHOP!!!!!!!"
Talk about dilated pupils. This chick was obviously under the influence of SOMETHING! She talked to me for about 5 minutes a
bout some hair conditioner she got from the Dollar Store. Let's get real! Then she brought me a platter that had about 10 french fries on it. I assumed she ate the rest on the way to our table to drop them off. She was truly a character.
Well......... That's all I have for now from the YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING Me AWARDS. Tune in next time, when I go check out some more Houston Hot Spots!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End.
~Thefunnypartaboutitwastheyweren'tkidding!~
It's been a few days and I just don't feel right not posting about SOMETHING! Actually, it is not so hard to choose something at this point. I am rounding up an AMAZINGLY insightful weekend. There is so much to say and only so little time. So.... I created....
The...
YOU'VE GOTTA Be KIDDING Me AWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!
Over the past 48 hours I have bumped in to quite a few... "characters", and I just had to give them some recognition. So, sit back, relax and I will guide you (day by day) through all the "fun" personalities I have encountered along the way. I will give you a little background on the reason behind my visits by enlightening you on the fact that I spent the weekend hanging out in Kings World. Too much fun, let me tell ya!
Friday, November 10th, 2006
Begins as any Friday would.
Woke up.
Got the kids fed and dressed. (Sun had a friend stay over- I will post more later)
Went to Yoga Class.
Stopped by Tarjay. (read: Target)
Took the kiddos to Chuck 'E Cheese.
Confused K picked up Sun from there. (Sun's friend's Mom picked her up as well)
Stopped by Happy Hour with a friend. (YoYo- will tell you more about her later as well)
you knew it was coming...
Headed over to Kings!
He told me about this industry mixer taking place. It sounded EXTREMELY interesting. It was where anyone who wanted to eventually be someone showed up to mingle with producers (in the TV industry). Any who, (not to get to deep into it) as King walked around talking to people, I was forced to adapt to my surroundings and relax. I met a couple of really interesting women and men to say the least. Models, actors(tresses), producers, screenwriters, and then it happened. I met the character of the night....
The YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING Me AWARD for Trophy Girl goes to..................................
"Blondie" (as I will call her) the, and I quote, "Professional Girlfriend!!!!!!!!"
I was too through when she told me this. I met her as I searched the room for King. He was talking to two guys and a girl. As I walk up, he introduced me to them and her. She immediately pulled me to the side and wanted to talk. The AMAZEMENT began there. Apparently, she is use to going to functions as such. She accompanies her boyfriend, looks really cute, and smiles and nod most of the night.
Saturday, November 11th, 2006
Starts out like a typical Saturday.
I wake up.
Shower.
Head to work.
Work.
Head back to King's House.
Prepare for the evening.
Let's see. I was invited (actually I volunteered) to go on a shoot with King. It was extremely interesting. It was shot at an Art Gallery, which was WONDROUS! I will dedicate a post to it later. It was a charity event that was truly AMAZING! I had some good wine, and met yet another interesting person....
THE YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING Me AWARD for Socialite goes to.........................
"Stuby"(as I call him), the (and I quote) "Professional Mingler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Stuby was the cutest little guy I had ever seen. He stood about 5'1, and weighed in at around 175 and was around 45+ years old. He had a cute little balding head (he had the "comb over") and the cutest round face. He was telling me about his book on the Art of Mingling, and all his interesting endeavours. It was the most AMUSING 30 minute conversation of my life!
Soooooooooooooooooooooo.......... we leave the spot around 11:30pm and it was pass time to get some grub, so we headed to the one, the only International House of Pancakes (known as IHOP).
This would have been a regular late night meal if it hadn't been for my third and final Award winner. We were seated (by the hostess) then SHE came...........
The YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING Me AWARD For Coo Coo Bird goes to.......
"Loopy", the "Inebriated/High Waitress at IHOP!!!!!!!"
Talk about dilated pupils. This chick was obviously under the influence of SOMETHING! She talked to me for about 5 minutes a
bout some hair conditioner she got from the Dollar Store. Let's get real! Then she brought me a platter that had about 10 french fries on it. I assumed she ate the rest on the way to our table to drop them off. She was truly a character.
Well......... That's all I have for now from the YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING Me AWARDS. Tune in next time, when I go check out some more Houston Hot Spots!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End.
~Thefunnypartaboutitwastheyweren'tkidding!~
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