Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Buuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... I Relasped!






I am too too through with the "high and mighty" act with you Hiatus readers. It is far past time for me to start back keeping it real with you all. After I got my "Man" and everything, I started acting like, Bullet was a done deal.

Not the truth at all.

I have a couple of confessions to make. It is only right that I share them in this post. I am a person. I attempt to keep my life on track (what ever that means) but, I am still a person. Here's it my issue... A while back I discovered what a true orgasm was. For the first time I acheived one... get this... WITH OUT A MAN! I talked about this in my post, back in May titled, "Ode To Bullet " , where I just let myself go. I told about how I enjoyed indugling myself.

Just when I thought I had rid myself of the habit of BBBBBBBBUUUUUZZZZZZZing the evening/morning/mid day away, the thought crept back to me...

and...

I made myself comfortable. I remember it like it was yesterday (probably because it was yesterday)...

Sun was sitting quietly in the living area watching his morning PBS cartoons. I was running around attempting to finish breakfast, iron clothes, and pack my workout bag. I went into the bedroom, and check my top dresser drawer looking for something, when I noticed it. Yes, IT! It was Bullet IV starring up at me. He had a shine I had never saw before. It was truly WONDROUS. I immediately thought of all the good times we had, and I immediately went back into the living area to check on Sun. He was really into his cartoons and breakfast, he payed me no mind. With that, I quietly tipped back to my room (as not to startle him), closed the door, took out Bullet IV, and eased under the covers. ..............................................................

BBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

That was the only sound that could be heard. I achieved the ORGASM of my life! It was AAAAAAAAMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZINNNNGGGGG!

I promise I am gonna chill out, from this point on.

Promise!

Bbbuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The End.

~Bullentistrulyhypnotizing!~

1 Comments:

Blogger Summer G said...

U R A DAYUM FOOL for posting this! ROTFLMAO!

I cant believe I actually claim you as a friend!

leggs

8:02 PM  

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