Friday, January 05, 2007

Hard Timez

I called my bank today and they told me of the $10.84 I had left in my checking account. I began to panic. I have no groceries and working with a half a tank of gas in my car. Not to mention the fact that my check engine light is on. God is going to make a way. I am sure. It is just a trip to look at my financial situation.

I am so broke those pennies in my astray gives me hope.
I am so broke I actually ate left overs (4 days old).
I am so broke I haven't ate a full meal in 48 hours.
I am so broke I go visit King in anticipation of a good meal.
I am so broke I actually thought about eating that meat that has been in freezer for four months. I am so broke I haven't went any where other than work to save gas.
I am so broke the $5.00 in my savings account looks appealing.
I am so broke I thought about just taking the mold off of the bread and eating it anyway.
I am so broke I get excited at seeing the corner of cereal left in the box.
I am so broke I can't pay attention.
I am so broke I had to swim up the creek 'cause I couldn't afford the paddle, let alone the boat!


Simply, I'm just broke.

The End.

p.s.
I get paid on the 9th!

~Beingbrokegivesyouhopethatthereissomethinggreatyettocome~

3 Comments:

Blogger Eryn said...

trust me, i feel your pain. where that can of black eyed peas that's been sitting in the pantry for a year starts to look like a t-bone steak.

continue to be prayerful and HE will make a way!

7:41 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

It's funny, I just wrote a post about almost the exact same thing. That "I have no groceries and working with a half a tank of gas in my car" is almost a direct quote from my latest post. I don't care what anybody says, GOD has a sense of humor. You don't believe me? Just walk into Wal-Mart in any part of the country and look around at people. Slays me EVERYTIME.

11:42 PM  
Blogger J-Bigg said...

That last comment was me. I have no clue, why it signed me in as just J. I got that new Beta version and things have been screwy ever since.

11:49 PM  

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